Tired of mining, but cant quit?

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I thought I should post these steps to recovering from carebearing up for anyone struggling with mining addiction or missioningism who thought that all hope was lost. There is a way out, you can recover. These step are just a suggestion, but rarely have I seen a person who has failed if they have thoroughly followed them.

12 Steps of Carebear Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless over Boredom—that our lives had become uneventful.
2. Came to believe that Piracy could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to go flashy and leave highsec behind.
4. Made suicide ganking and Gate Camping apart of ourselves.
5. Attacked noobs, miners and carebears of all types.
6. Were entirely ready to receive ransom, and take their assets and ships.
7. Promptly through out the GF(good fight) wether we won or lost.
8. Having a list of all ships we had destroyed, we prompty posted our Killmails.
9. Made direct attacks on any persons wherever possible, especially when to do so would would make us isk.
10. Continued to take personal ransoms and when we could not promptly podded them.
11. Sought through lowsec, nullsec and worhole space to improve our chances of gankage, praying only for the ability to kill our targets and to capture their pods.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps,
we tried to carry this message to carebears, and to practice these
principles in all our affairs.